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Well, I am officially 92lbs or 6.5 stone for you brits. Not only is my brain lacking all motivation now, but I can feel my heart irregularly beating and at night it only beats like once every 2 seconds... My legs are too weak to walk up stairs and my breaths come in heaves half the time... yet I'm still doing this to myself. Got a doctor's appointment today but he's probably just gonna try to throw some more pills at me. He goes 'well here's a pill that'll digest your food so you can't throw it up'
Are you fucking serious I'm throwing it up for a reason ass-hat >_>

Anyways, I have a feeling I'm gonna be posting some hospital pictures soon if I don't change soon

I'll stop making this into a mia blog now lol

bye love you guys 
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fine.

Going to detox in a week. I'll be there for a week. Then I get to go to rehab whoopeee
My saint of a boyfriend heard this 2 says ago and immidiately stopped drinking because he knew after going to detox for a week and then rehab for a month or two that I wouldn't be able to be around him while he's drinking. I guess we can never go to jam nights again though cuz it's triggereing... but sometimes I don't drink there becuase I just don't bring money :P 

Wish me luck D:
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going outside to play the tunes that got this groovy planet spinning in its funky gyration around the sun
if it's nice where you are, get out there and ram on
if it's not, your bedroom can always do the trick
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oooo

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meteor shower tonight and I'm going camping :D Dean is so impulsive about camping.
'it's so nice out and I hear there's gonna be a meteor shower'
'neat'
'LET'S GO CAMPING'

lawl excellent fun shall be had.
see yall later 'less 'course i's eatin bah sum uf dem big wooly thangs you's call bears
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do do do do do do do dooooo

And in other news. Recent scientific research has proved that small jingle bells, along with beads and other objects of similar size, are swallowable and should not be kept within reach of Sav for she will eat them for 20 bucks. Also, another study had conducted a series of tests on unwilling subjects and have come up with the five best tips for surviving the bar scene

1) Never sing Blackbird on Karaoke night
2) If there are couches, and the bar is sleazy, refrain from sitting on them
3) Do not accept drinks from strangers, even if you watch them buy it and there's no roofies in it; they are buying it for you in a sad attempt at picking you up
4) If a bar fight erupts, keep playing
5) Don't put cigarettes out on other people

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