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And in other news. Recent scientific research has proved that small jingle bells, along with beads and other objects of similar size, are swallowable and should not be kept within reach of Sav for she will eat them for 20 bucks. Also, another study had conducted a series of tests on unwilling subjects and have come up with the five best tips for surviving the bar scene
1) Never sing Blackbird on Karaoke night
2) If there are couches, and the bar is sleazy, refrain from sitting on them
3) Do not accept drinks from strangers, even if you watch them buy it and there's no roofies in it; they are buying it for you in a sad attempt at picking you up
4) If a bar fight erupts, keep playing
5) Don't put cigarettes out on other people
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